Sunday, September 30, 2012

Gen 1. Chapter One.


Welcome to the Mystical Magical Legacy! Meet our founder Jada, she's a green thumb, collecter, athletic, charismatic, natural cook. All traits I thought would help her in achieving her LTW of becoming a Alchemist.


She's also a witch. I am not playing by normal legacy rules or keeping track of points. I do play without cheats and the only mods I use are Story Progression and Master Controller (and only to reset sims and give ugly sims makeovers because I'm controlling)


So after moving into one of the biggest lots Moonlight falls has to offer, I had $11,000 simoleans left over! I used the money to build a modest cottage and only had $45 left so I sent Jada off to find a job.
 


She whipped out her broom and rode off to her destiny. No I'm kidding she went to go find a job at the diner. I'll apologize in advance for the first part of this chapter being less than exciting . See, Jada here is a great sim and all, but she is a bit boring at first. Maybe because she's fresh out of CAS and hasn't had any life experience or time to develop any flaws. Who knows.


Since she's all settled in I explored the park in search of possible suitors. We didn't have much luck but we did get to meet Belinda Crumplebottom and Sparkles. (There's a reason I used a name generator for Jada).

 Some townie left a picnic lunch unattended so Jada swooped in for a free lunch. First day as founder was pretty uneventful, but I saw that our neighbors were throwing a party and since Jada rolled a want to crash a party I figured why not.


But before we get to that. OMG!! BABY FAIRY!!!! I need one in my legacy.


Jada walked in right when Miriam was screaming at her husband James about something. She used the diversion to blend in among the guests.


Or should I say guest. PLEASEBESINGLE PLEASEBESINGLE!

Pip: I'm happily married I just enjoy standing around looking hot and available.

Nards


Since there wasn't much else to do I had Jada make friends with him and discovered I could ask for fairy dust. I'm sure that will come in useful later! (It doesn't)


We ended the night by eating brains. For some reason the name "brain freeze a la mode" didn't clue me in to the fact that they were ACTUALLY brains. I thought it was some kind of frozen treat.
Smart I is it.



Since husband hunting was a bust and also boring, Jada tried out her new alchemy station. She discovers potions pretty fast, probably because she's a witch.



Soon I got tired of playing with the alchemy station so I decided to try out the fairy dust. Hmmm maybe it could get her pregnant and I could have adorable Pip babies!

Jada: I'm farting sparkles!

Very nice.

Jada: Oh and thanks for finally letting me talk.

Sadly the sparkle farting has been the most interesting thing you've done. But not to worry, I see change in your future!


But this is not it. That evening we got a full moon and I got to see the Zombies! My excitement lasted right up until I got the moon glitch and Zombie spam. Then they just made my lot lag more than it is already, which is a lot. My graphics card isn't the best.


Jada: Ughhh I feel sick!


Fairy BAYBEEZ???

Jada: More like spoiled autumn salad. Blargharraghgagagra

Well this seems like a perfect time to fulfill that wish you had about visiting the graveyard in a full moon.


Oh look! More Zombies. I sent Jada to explore the catacombs, there's always the chance of finding an expensive collectable. She just got mauled by a bear though.


Jada: Ahhh this broom is chafing! And I got a splinter in my -


Ermmm... Look at this picture of a baby werewolf chewing on a chair!  So cute!


Jada: Bad werewolf! No peeing in the library!

Yes I risked getting a werewolf pissed at my founder just to see what the "smack on nose" interaction did. It was worth it.


Jada: Ahh! That worked out just about as well as the time I tried to hug the crypt bear!

You tried to hug the crypt bear?!

Jada: He looked deceptively cuddly!


While Jada was off working I decided to scan around town for some elegible husbands. I got annoyed halfway through because lots take forever to load since I refuse to play on lower settings despite my subpar graphics card. (There's a new one coming in the mail though! The thought of playing the sims 3 on max settings with no lag is enough to make me fart sparkles.) 


What was the point of that last picture again? Oh yeah, I found a spouse.

Jada: Um it's a little wierd just introducing myself as his new neighbor and future wife.

Shut up and accept your DESTINY


Meet Jada's future husband Chauncey Grimm! He is such an awesome sim, seriously. Play him or add him to your legacy, he's hilarious.

Chauncey: Nice to meet you Jada, come inside.

Jada: I hope he has a nice fridge


Chauncey is pretty nice looking and he's not a boring face 1 drone. Plus since he's a writer who wants to write the next great fairytale I thought Jada could be his muse. Teh romance!

Chauncey Grimm - Supernatural Fan, Bookworm, Hydrophobic, Never Nude, Computer Whiz.

He's also level seven or eight in the Journalism career.


Unfortunately their visit was cut short because Jada needed to go to work.

And that concludes Chapter One of the Mystical Magical Legacy! Since I've already played way past this point in the game updates should come pretty regularly. Tell me what you think!

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